Happy Friday! Girlfriend Of The Year here, in my first ever weekly column!!!

I’m writing this weekly column in nothing but a pair of UGG boots and booty shorts from the comfort of my own home! Anyway, it’s a Friday and that only means one thing… DA CLUB IS GONNA BE BANGING!! Wanna make sure you’re gonna get a guy tonight? READ THIS AND YOU WILL. All you need to do is put your speakers on to full blast, pump out this tune, and you’re ready to get sexxxy!!!

GFOTYCED-TEA

Here’s a drink recipe to MAKE SURE U GET DRUNK!>!>! OMG!!!

This drink is sure to get you so drunk that you wont even care about taking your clothes off and grinding next guys in da club!!!

1 bottle of Smirnoff Ice (original flavour)
1 bottle of WKD (your fave flavour!)
3 shots rum
3 shots vodka
6 shots absinthe
½ shot gin
1 crushed ice cube
Some basil leaves

Take all ingredients and put in a cocktail shaker. Shake it up. Shake it faster. Put in a nice looking bowl. Drink from bowl. OMG you’re gonna be SO tipsy!!!

Underwear choices to MAKE SURE YOU GET DOWNRIGHT DURTY

Omg… this is my fave new buy, which I got last week from a cute panty store in London! It’s practical for lots of occasions, and comes in different colours (pink being my fave cos I’m a girl obv lol!!!). Honestly… guys will dig this.

P.S. A gold g-string underneath will bring out the outfit for that extra bit of sassination for the nation!!!

Flirting tip to MAKE SURE UR GUY TAKEZ U BACK TO HIS!!1/!1

Grind. LOTS! Everywhere. All over DA KLUB. As long as you gyrate guys will be looking. HOT SISTER xxx

The MORNING AFTER tip to make sure he CALLZ U AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND.

Leave your number all over his house! It will be a message left in his subconscious which will make him call you!!! Take his number too! And call him off loads of different cell numbers so he’ll be intrigued.

Anyway, off to eat steak now. Take care, win that guy. HAVE A FRANTIC FRIDAY! I love you!!! Bye!!! @GFOTY xxx