Hey again! ME HERE (@GFOTY)!!! Let me let you know what’s good this weekend! Well… not what’s good - more like what’s good to do to get hot guys to make you think you’re hotter then you actually are (unless you ARE really hot, in which case to show hot guys how hot you ACTUALLY ARE)… It’s all about PSEUDO GOTHS!

I like using these things called bullet points, and I think it makes things easier to read, so I’m going to use bullet points! Sexually sensual bullet points.

First things first though: get your speakers, turn them full vol AND BANG THIS TUNE OUT LOUDLY!

• Dress like a sexy feline – act and say you’re a pseudo goth and it’s Halloween every day for people like you! Don’t forget to draw on eyeliner whiskers gurrrl!!! Tight black leggings preferable (leather or PVC), and a tight, busty low-cut top to emphasise your curves and body will add to this cat-like look – meooowww! N.B. DON’T WEAR CAT HEARS OR A CAT TAIL, BECAUSE IT’S TAKING THE OUTFIT WAYYY TOO FAR. You wanna look sexy, remember? ;’) Purrr.

• Dr1nk snakeb1tez 2 prove you’re a pseudo goth – Tell him how you feel about snakes and how you like the male genitaeliea because it reminds you of snakes, and that if you could be any animal you’d be a snake… this will make him think you’re a demon in the bedroom Sssssexy!

 

• Rant on about having pseudo-goth sex with pseudo goths. Tell him how you like to bite things and be strangled (even if you don’t, just say it, ‘cos it makes you look well gothy bbz!) Squint those sexy eyes at that hot guy and hiss at him through your straw. Ask him to paper cut his finger open and drop some of his sexxxy male blood in your Snakebite (see bullet point 2)… OMG HE IS GONNA BE SO OVERWHELMED.

• When you talk about sex, don’t call it sex – call it BLOODSUCKING!  NUFF SAID HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

GOOD LUCK GOTH GIRL xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Have a good weekend!

xXx GFOTY xXx