Yeah so that Mariah Yeater girl claims she had 30 seconds of frantic baby making fun with the teen heart throb/talented young male singer. Who knows if she did? Jeremy Kyle sure would if he did the “ALL IMPORTANT TEST RESULTS” but he didn’t, so we’re yet to know the truth.
Anyway, here are 30 other great ideas of things you could do to/with JBiebz in 30 seconds…
- Win a thumb war against him!
- Order, pay and get your food at Mcdonalds with him!
- Win a staring competition against him!
- Tell him he was adopted for 25 seconds then for the last 5 tell him it was a joke! (IDEA OF THE WEEK AWARD)
- Sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star with him!
- Send him a tweet begging him to follow you!
- Hold your breath underwater with him!
- Prank Selina Gomez with him!
- Swap clothes with with!
- Sing the alphabet with him!
- Sing the alphabet backwards with him!
- Give him a 30 second spoon!
- Give him a really soft boiled egg!
- Play with his hair
- Count up to 30 in thirty seconds with him!
- Count down from 30 in thirty seconds with him!
- Order him around!
- Let him dominate you!
- Use him as a thirty second shoulder to cry on!
- Tell him a secret about yourself!
- Ask him a thirty second question!
- FRAPE HIM!
- Email him!
- Take an instagram of the both of you on your Iphone
- Do the Foxtrot with him!
- Play Chopsticks on the Piano together!
- Re-enact the Saved by the Bell opening credits!
- Explain to him what Saved by the Bell was!
- Have a fucking amazingly good time with him!
- HERE’S WHAT WE DID… (see below…)
